The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @kanyewest ever

October 16th, 2010

Happy Bday @iamandreharrell! I’m mad I couldn’t be at the party, stuck across the world finishing the album. I heard the party is crazy

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Wand not wond #itsaprocess I still be smart

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I meant to capitalize Christ … fuuuuuuck I’m going to hell now… lol!!!

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I hate when people type LOL next to shit that is nooo way near LOL-able…

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I don’t really think this random shit I’m saying is a LOL situation but I just type it to keep it in the context of a joke #Momentofclarity

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Is it super lonely and miserable to buy yourself a Cartier love bracelet… well I guess I do love my self lol!!!

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These are permys short for permanents for the last time… #Rockstarlife… now wond my smile lol!!!!

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yes a dentist can take my teeth out but I don’t see one here soooo just start with the fucking wonding for christ sake lol!!!!!

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yo I hate when people ask me 12 times if I can take this love bracelet off or take my teeth out …

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Greeeeeat : ( …. I feel sooooo much safer about the flight now that I’ve been disgraced in a public place lol

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Then I have to get “wonded” in front of everyone

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I swear my love bracelet and gold & diamond teeth always set off the metal detector

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It’s like someone leaving a child at your door… you gotta make sure it stays put … you gotta hold it when the plane is landing…

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I hate when I’m on a flight and I wake up with a water bottle next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for this water bottle

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Why do people think “I don’t care what everybody else says” is part of a good compliment? lol

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My 35 min film ‘RUNAWAY’ will premiere simultaneously on MTV BET MTV2 MTV.com BET.com VH1.com next Saturday October 23rd @ 8pm est

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Flew back from Paris … working on Good Friday now… and the album is due and album cover and the film and dvd … difficult takes a day

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